Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m art | cowsay

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I was working on a case. It had to be a case, because I couldn't afford a

desk. Then I saw her. This tall blond lady. She must have been tall

because I was on the third floor. She rolled her deep blue eyes towards

me. I picked them up and rolled them back. We kissed. She screamed. I

took the cigarette from my mouth and kissed her again.

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