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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m literature | cowsay

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The notes blatted skyward as they rose over the Canada geese, feathered

rumps mooning the day, webbed appendages frantically pedaling unseen

bicycles in their search for sustenance, driven by cruel Nature's maxim,

'Ya wanna eat, ya gotta work,' and at last I knew Pittsburgh.

 -Winning sentence, 1987 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.

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