Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m zippy | cowsay

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ONE: I will donate my entire "BABY HUEY" comic book collection to

 the downtown PLASMA CENTER..

TWO: I won't START a BAND called "KHADAFY & THE HIT SQUAD"..

THREE: I won't ever TUMBLE DRY my FOX TERRIER again!!

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