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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m work | cowsay

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The term "fire" brings up visions of violence and mayhem and the ugly scene

of shooting employees who make mistakes. We will now refer to this process

as "deleting" an employee (much as a file is deleted from a disk). The

employee is simply there one instant, and gone the next. All the terrible

temper tantrums, crying, and threats are eliminated.

 -Kenny's Korner

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