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The primary cause of failure in electrical appliances is an expired warranty. Often, you can get an appliance running again simply by changing the warranty expiration date with a 15/64-inch felt-tipped marker. -Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"
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find . -type f -exec ls -s {} ; | sort -n -r | head -5