Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m work | cowsay

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The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff

in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody but one girl

laughed uproariously. "What's the matter?" grumbled the boss. "Haven't you

got a sense of humor?"

 "I don't have to laugh," she said. "I'm leaving Friday anyway.

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