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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m work | cowsay

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"I am convinced that the manufacturers of carpet odor removing powder

have included encapsulated time released cat urine in their products.

This technology must be what prevented its distribution during my mom's

reign. My carpet smells like piss, and I don't have a cat. Better go

buy some more."

 -timw@zeb.USWest.COM

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