Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m sports | cowsay

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Son, someday a man is going to walk up to you with a deck of cards on which

the seal is not yet broken. And he is going to offer to bet you that he can

make the Ace of Spades jump out of the deck and squirt cider in your ears.

But son, do not bet this man, for you will end up with a ear full of cider.

 -Sky Masterson's Father

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