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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m sports | cowsay

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A [golf] ball hitting a tree shall be deemed not to have hit the tree.

Hitting a tree is simply bad luck and has no place in a scientific game.

The player should estimate the distance the ball would have traveled if it

had not hit the tree and play the ball from there, preferably atop a nice

firm tuft of grass.

 -Donald A. Metz

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