Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m songspoems | cowsay

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"You are old," said the youth, "and I'm told by my peers

 That your lectures bore people to death.

Yet you talk at one hundred conventions per year --

 Don't you think that you should save your breath?"

"I have answered three questions and that is enough,"

 Said his father, "Don't give yourself airs!

Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?

 Be off, or I'll kick you downstairs!"

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