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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m songspoems | cowsay

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No pig should go sky diving during monsoon

For this isn't really the norm.

But should a fat swine try to soar like a loon,

So what? Any pork in a storm.

No pig should go sky diving during monsoon,

It's risky enough when the weather is fine.

But to have a pig soar when the monsoon doth roar

Cast even more perils before swine.

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