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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m songspoems | cowsay

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Nine-track tapes and seven-track tapes

And tapes without any tracks;

Stretchy tapes and snarley tapes

And tapes mixed up on the racks --

 Take hold of the tape

 And pull off the strip,

 And then you'll be sure

 Your tape drive will skip.

 -Uncle Colonel's Cursory Rhymes

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