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• fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m songspoems | cowsay

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If researchers wrote nursery rhymes..

Little Miss Muffet sat on her gluteal region,

Eating components of soured milk.

On at least one occasion,

 along came an arachnid and sat down beside her,

Or at least in her vicinity,

And caused her to feel an overwhelming, but not paralyzing, fear,

Which motivated the patient to leave the area rather quickly.

 -Ann Melugin Williams

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