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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m songspoems | cowsay

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If I could stick my pen in my heart,

I would spill it all over the stage.

Would it satisfy ya, would it slide on by ya,

Would you think the boy was strange?

Ain't he strange?

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If I could stick a knife in my heart,

Suicide right on the stage,

Would it be enough for your teenage lust,

Would it help to ease the pain?

Ease your brain?

 -Rolling Stones, "It's Only Rock'N Roll"

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