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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m songspoems | cowsay

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Families, when a child is born

Want it to be intelligent.

I, through intelligence,

Having wrecked my whole life,

Only hope the baby will prove

Ignorant and stupid.

Then he will crown a tranquil life

By becoming a Cabinet Minister

 -Su Tung-p'o

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