Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m songspoems | cowsay

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As me an' me marrer was readin' a tyape,

The tyape gave a shriek mark an' tried tae escyape;

It skipped ower the gyate tae the end of the field,

An' jigged oot the room wi' a spool an' a reel!

Follow the leader, Johnny me laddie,

Follow it through, me canny lad O;

Follow the transport, Johnny me laddie,

Away, lad, lie away, canny lad O!

 -S. Kelly-Bootle, "The Devil's DP Dictionary"

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