Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m songspoems | cowsay

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All the world's a VAX,

And all the coders merely butchers;

They have their exits and their entrails;

And one int in his time plays many widths,

His sizeof being _N bytes. At first the infant,

Mewling and puking in the Regent's arms.

And then the whining schoolboy, with his Sun,

And shining morning face, creeping like slug

Unwillingly to school.

 -A Very Annoyed PDP-11

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