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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m science | cowsay

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A statistician, who refused to fly after reading of the alarmingly high

probability that there will be a bomb on any given plane, realized that

the probability of there being two bombs on any given flight is very low.

Now, whenever he flies, he carries a bomb with him.

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