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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m science | cowsay

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(1) X=Y ; Given

(2) X^2=XY ; Multiply both sides by X

(3) X^2-Y^2=XY-Y^2 ; Subtract Y^2 from both sides

(4) (X+Y)(X-Y)=Y(X-Y) ; Factor

(5) X+Y=Y ; Cancel out (X-Y) term

(6) 2Y=Y ; Substitute X for Y, by equation 1

(7) 2=1 ; Divide both sides by Y

 -"Omni", proof that 2 equals 1

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