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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m science | cowsay

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(1) Alexander the Great was a great general.

(2) Great generals are forewarned.

(3) Forewarned is forearmed.

(4) Four is an even number.

(5) Four is certainly an odd number of arms for a man to have.

(6) The only number that is both even and odd is infinity.

Therefore, Alexander the Great had an infinite number of arms.

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