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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m science | cowsay

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(1) A sheet of paper is an ink-lined plane.

(2) An inclined plane is a slope up.

(3) A slow pup is a lazy dog.

QED: A sheet of paper is a lazy dog.

 -Willard Espy, "An Almanac of Words at Play"

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