Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m riddles | cowsay

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Q: Where's the Lone Ranger take his garbage?

A: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump!

Q: What's the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill?

A: Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant..

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