Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m riddles | cowsay

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Q: How many gradual (sorry, that's supposed to be "graduate") students

 does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "I'm afraid we don't know, but make my stipend tax-free, give my

 advisor a $30,000 grant of the taxpayer's money, and I'm sure he

 can tell me how to do the gruntwork for him so he can take the

 credit for answering this incredibly vital question."

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