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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m politics | cowsay

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I steal.

 -Sam Giancana, explaining his livelihood to his draft board

Easy. I own Chicago. I own Miami. I own Las Vegas.

 -Sam Giancana, when asked what he did for a living

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