Fortune Linuxando

• fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m politics | cowsay

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Every one says that politicians lie all the time, and that just isn't so!

But you do have to understand body language to know when they're lying and

when they aren't.

 When a politician rubs his nose, he isn't lying.

 When a politician tugs on his ear, he isn't lying.

 When a politician scratches his collar bone, he isn't lying.

 When his mouth starts moving, that's when he's lying!

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