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Unknown person(s) stole the American flag from its pole in Etra Park sometime

between 3pm Jan 17 and 11:30 am Jan 20. The flag is described as red, white

and blue, having 50 stars and was valued at $40.

 -Windsor-Heights Herald "Police Blotter", Jan 28, 1987

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