Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m platitudes | cowsay

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If you wish to be happy for one hour, get drunk.

If you wish to be happy for three days, get married.

If you wish to be happy for a month, kill your pig and eat it.

If you wish to be happy forever, learn to fish.

 -Chinese Proverb

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