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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m platitudes | cowsay

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A girl spent a couple hours on the phone talking to her two best

friends, Maureen Jones, and Maureen Brown. When asked by her father why she

had been on the phone so long, she responded "I heard a funny story today

and I've been telling it to the Maureens."

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         (__)    /\
         (oo)   O  O
         _\/_   //
    *    (    ) //
    \  (\\    //
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      (   \\   )   /\
    ___[\______/^^^^^^^\__/) o-)__
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    \|_______________//____________|
    |||      || //||     |||
    |||      || @.||     |||
    ||      \/  .\/      ||