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A father gave his teen-age daughter an untrained pedigreed pup for her birthday. An hour later, when wandering through the house, he found her looking at a puddle in the center of the kitchen. "My pup," she murmured sadly, "runneth over."
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while sleep 1;do tput sc;tput cup 0 $(($(tput cols)-29));date;tput rc;done &