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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m news | cowsay

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A New Way of Taking Pills

 A physician one night in Wisconsin being disturbed by a burglar, and

having no ball or shot for his pistol, noiselessly loaded the weapon with

small, hard pills, and gave the intruder a "prescription" which he thinks

will go far towards curing the rascal of a very bad ailment.

 -Nevada Morning Transcript, January 30, 1861

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