Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m misc | cowsay

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During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife. She had

him arrested for carrying a congealed weapon.

 In another fight, the wife decked him with a heavy glass pitcher.

She's a women who conks to stupor.

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