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You can have a dog as a friend. You can have whiskey as a friend. But if you have a woman as a friend, you're going to wind up drunk and kissing your dog. -foolin' around
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while sleep 1;do tput sc;tput cup 0 $(($(tput cols)-29));date;tput rc;done &