Fortune Linuxando

• fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m men-women | cowsay

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The defense attorney was hammering away at the plaintiff:

"You claim," he jeered, "that my client came at you with a broken bottle

in his hand. But is it not true, that you had something in YOUR hand?"

 "Yes," the man admitted, "his wife. Very charming, of course,

but not much good in a fight."

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