Fortune Linuxando

• fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m medicine | cowsay

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Stress has been pinpointed as a major cause of illness. To avoid overload

and burnout, keep stress out of your life. Give it to others instead. Learn

the "Gaslight" treatment, the "Are you talking to me?" technique, and the

"Do you feel okay? You look pale." approach. Start with negotiation and

implication. Advance to manipulation and humiliation. Above all, relax

and have a nice day.

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