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• fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m medicine | cowsay

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A doctor calls his patient to give him the results of his tests. "I have

some bad news," says the doctor, "and some worse news." The bad news is

that you only have six weeks to live."

 "Oh, no," says the patient. "What could possibly be worse than that?"

 "Well," the doctor replies, "I've been trying to reach you since

last Monday."

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