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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m literature | cowsay

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The camel died quite suddenly on the second day, and Selena fretted

sullenly and, buffing her already impeccable nails -not for the first

time since the journey begain -pondered snidely if this would dissolve

into a vignette of minor inconveniences like all the other holidays spent

with Basil.

 -Winning sentence, 1983 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.

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