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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m linuxcookie | cowsay

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Microsoft Corp., concerned by the growing popularity of the free 32-bit

operating system for Intel systems, Linux, has employed a number of top

programmers from the underground world of virus development. Bill Gates stated

yesterday: "World domination, fast -it's either us or Linus". Mr. Torvalds

was unavailable for comment..

(rjm@swift.eng.ox.ac.uk (Robert Manners), in comp.os.linux.setup)

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