Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m law | cowsay

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How do you insult a lawyer?

 You might as well not even try. Consider: of all the highly

trained and educated professions, law is the only one in which the prime

lesson is that *winning* is more important than *truth*.

 Once someone has sunk to that level, what worse can you say about them?

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