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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m law | cowsay

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Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #32:

Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are right now?

A: I will be three months November 8th.

Q: Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8th?

A: Yes.

Q: What were you and your husband doing at that time?

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