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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m law | cowsay

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A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked to add 2 and 2.

 The housewife replied, "Four!".

 The accountant said, "It's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures

through my spread sheet one more time."

 The lawyer pulled the drapes, dimmed the lights and asked in a

hushed voice, "How much do you want it to be?"

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