Fortune Linuxando

• fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m kids | cowsay

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The courtroom was pregnant (pun intended) with anxious silence as the

judge solemnly considered his verdict in the paternity suit before him.

Suddenly, he reached into the folds of his robes, drew out a cigar and

ceremoniously handed it to the defendant.

 "Congratulations!" declaimed the jurist. "You have just become a

father!"

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