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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m kids | cowsay

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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always

end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then they would get

embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky brows too, and

they'd get mad and eat the snowman.

 -Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

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