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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m kids | cowsay

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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling

the walk before it stops snowing.

 -Phyllis Diller

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years

the dirt doesn't get any worse.

 -Quentin Crisp

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