Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m humorists | cowsay

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"You know, it's at times like this when I'm trapped in a Vogon

airlock with a man from Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in

deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me

when I was young!"

 "Why, what did she tell you?"

 "I don't know, I didn't listen."

 -Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

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