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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m humorists | cowsay

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"What shall we do?" said Twoflower.

 "Panic?" said Rincewind hopefully. He always held that panic was

the best means of survival; back in the olden days, his theory went, people

faced with hungry sabretoothed tigers could be divided very simply into

those who panicked and those who stood there saying "What a magnificent

brute!" and "Here, pussy."

 -Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic"

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