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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m humorists | cowsay

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I suggest you locate your hot tub outside your house, so it won't do too

much damage if it catches fire or explodes. First you decide which

direction your hot tub should face for maximum solar energy. After much

trial and error, I have found that the best direction for a hot tub to face

is up.

 -Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"

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