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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m humorists | cowsay

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I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on

any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at

parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.

 -Dave Barry

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