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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m humorists | cowsay

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All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs

synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall tried to

rob a department store.. with a pricing gun.. She said, "Give me all

of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store."

 -Steven Wright

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