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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m food | cowsay

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The reason it's called "Grape Nuts" is that it contains "dextrose", which is

also sometimes called "grape sugar," and also because "Grape Nuts" is

catchier, in terms of marketing, than "A Cross Between Gerbil Food and

Gravel," which is what it tastes like.

 -Dave Barry, "Tips for Writer's"

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