Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m food | cowsay

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Never drink coke in a moving elevator. The elevator's motion coupled with

the chemicals in coke produce hallucinations. People tend to change into

lizards and attack without warning, and large bats usually fly in the

window. Additionally, you begin to believe that elevators have windows.

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